Matilda Drinking Game
Let’s Talk About Matilda…
Matilda is a 1996 family movie that scared the ever loving fuck out of children. In terms of characters in family movies that are burned into our childhood brains for being nightmare fuel, Miss Trunchbull is up there. She’s almost as nightmare inducing as characters like The Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. That shit is creepy.
Regardless, Matilda is a fun movie with a good message that if somebody takes your shit and kills your parents, you’re allowed to manipulate a child into using their magical powers to get you some chocolate. Wait, was that the message? Anyway, have fun with this Matilda drinking game and if you personally know Danny Devito, encourage him to make a sequel like he said he would back in 2019.
Matilda Drinking Game
- This is a Matilda drinking game.
- It’s impossible to keep up with 15-20 drinking game rules. We limit our rules to 10.
- Each time a rule occurs, you take a drink. We don’t have any rules that tell you to finish drinks or make stupid fucking noises. We keep things simple.
- Our rules aren’t standard, they’re obscure. That’s how we’re different.
Drink Every Time…
- You spot a kid with a punchable face.
- Mr and Mrs Wormwood do something that warrants an intervention.
- Matilda flexes her newfound powers.
- The movie differs from the book.
- Mr Wormwood calls his wife by a nickname.
- Miss Trunchbull scares the ever-loving fuck out of a child.
- Danny Devito as the narrator criticizes Danny Devito as Mr Wormwood.
- A crime is committed.
- Miss Honey and Matilda’s relationship could be seen as a tad inappropriate by an outsider.
- Matilda comes across as condescending.
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